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The Easiest/Hardest $10 I’ve Ever Made

So C.R. says “Wanna take a dare for money?” Next thing I know, I’m wolfing down some “Thai hot” leftover chicken stir fry absolutely covered in sriracha hot sauce. The bet: $10 if I eat it without drinking anything and without dying. I did. No problem. Had to blow my nose and I coughed a bit, but it was actually quite tasty. I thought I’d made an easy buck. That was until the next day.

After waking up to some troubles, I had a catered lunch. Yes! I put food service food on top of this intestinal napalm then had Greek food for dinner that night. Needless to say…I earned the $10 not by eating the food, but by surviving the next day. Oy.

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  1. My dad once took something of the same bet – one dime-sized and very thin drop of “stupid hot” sauce without drinking anything for one minute. He took the drop, and within seconds was dashing across the fairgrounds. Five chocolate milkshakes and as many minutes later, he was still sweating and red in the face.

    http://www.sweatnspice.com/701-50.htm

  2. Wow, that’s amazing. I’ve always been afraid of the crazy hot sauces. There are two that I have seen in person, but I wouldn’t go anywhere near, specifically Pure Cap and The Source. Now I want a chocolate milkshake…

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