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Archives December, 2008

More retarded shit from work

So I’m sitting at my desk and I start smelling grape. Not grapes, but the sickly sweet artficial grape that wafts around when someone’s eating grape candy. When I turne around to look for what’s going on my coworker holds out a glass with a few ounces of water in it and it absolutely reeks [...]

The Night(mare) Before Christmas (at Tuan’s house!)

’twas the night before Christmas and all through his bowels the sausage was stirring and fouling the house Â