…there’s also high quality JB. Why is it that some of the ugliest and backwards hicks have the hottest daughters? This is something to ponder… …anyway. My nephew had his first roller coaster experience this past weekend at Indiana Beach and it was awesome. I’m happy for him since he officially got over his fear [...]

This is probably old meme but I still must say it. Use your fucking turn signals people. I don’t mean to make a turn either. When you’re at an intersection, it’s pretty obvious what you’re going to do. You’re either in a turn lane or you’re not and if you’re not, you’re turning your head [...]

I got fitted for contacts this morning. It’s nice to be able to see for a change. I can’t wait to wear sunglasses again. I miss them tremendously. In other good news, my student loan payment came out twice last month and broke the budget but thankfully, no payment is due this month so everything [...]

I had a pretty good weekend. Went to McCormick’s Creek but was sad to find out that the caves were closed due to a spreading bat sickness. Oh well it happens. I met one of Susan’s more important friends and she was nice, so that’s a plus. We had delicious onigiri, ramen, and curry pizza. [...]

Kung Fu, while it’s the most awesome and physically intensive thing I’ve ever done and I love it, hurts like a goddamn biotch sometimes. This massive ayass bruise is the result of conditioning: The point is to desensitize our limbs so we’ll be tougher in a fight. Awesome. Still hurts like a biotch now though. [...]

I took this screenshot while googling today…I laughed heartily…

Was it Windows 7 or was it Vista that changed the functionality of dir/w? /w, meaning wide, is supposed to present the results in a three column format so the user doesn’t have to scroll as much. This was especially relevant in the days when you couldn’t scroll in DOS and you had to use [...]

When it comes to silliness with signatures, I’m not new to the game. Months before this guy became famous for his signing shenanigans, I was wreaking my own havoc. Recently, I’ve rekindled my love for tormenting people through the memo line of checks. Here are few select examples:

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They say drinking alone is a sad thing. I say bah! There’s nothing like standing over a toilet, legs at shoulder’s width apart, taking a glorious piss and announcing to an invisible audience “I AM TAKING A GLOOOORIOUS PISS!” Hee hee!